The Dream Car

Ask most people what they want in a dream car and you’ll hear something like Ferrari or Lamborghini or Rolls Royce.  Some kids may mention monster trucks.  Here’s what I want.  I want this:

Big Gun

Mounted something like this:

Rat Patrol Jeep

With a joystick mounted close so I can aim and fire it.  No more traffic jams for me…  And for my redneck buddies out there who think this gun might not be big enough, take a look at the page where I found it:  Scroll to the bottom for an idea of how big it is.


Oh and I think I need eye and ear protection.