NFL Week 4

PanthersEvil’s Week 4 Picks and Bets

Let’s talk about my picks last week. I got 7. Shut up.

Well, I did great on gambling, except of course, for the one bet I said was worth taking. If Jacksonville did pull their heads out of their asses, then it would appear that Seattle drop-kicked them right back up there. Despite that, I’m up 240% overall.

In the true failure category the computer is predicting Chicago to go all the way to get stomped by the Pats in the Superbowl, but it predicts Chicago losing to Pittsburgh. Da Bears had other plans and redecorated the Steelers stadium with their players.

My perfect games were all blowouts that I didn’t predict, except for the Jets game which I nailed.

This week, we have another good bet. I like this one a lot. Denver will stomp Philly but they won’t be able to put the game over the 58 point mark, because they can’t do it on their own and Philly’s not going to help them with the score. That game will go under.

My take:

Away

Home

Away

Home

Favorite

Line

O/U

San Francisco

St. Louis

23

19

San Francisco

4

41

Baltimore

Buffalo

22

22

Baltimore

0

44

Cincinnati

Cleveland

20

18

Cincinnati

2

38

Chicago

Detroit

23

22

Chicago

0

45

NY Giants

Kansas City

21

19

NY Giants

3

40

Pittsburgh

Minnesota

21

22

Minnesota

1

43

Arizona

Tampa Bay

18

23

Tampa Bay

5

41

Indianapolis

Jacksonville

21

21

Jacksonville

0

41

Seattle

Houston

18

23

Houston

5

41

NY Jets

Tennessee

21

22

Tennessee

1

42

Philadelphia

Denver

21

25

Denver

4

46

Dallas

San Diego

20

23

San Diego

3

43

Washington

Oakland

23

23

Washington

0

46

New England

Atlanta

26

23

New England

4

49

Miami

New Orleans

19

26

New Orleans

7

45

Vegas this week:

Favorite

Line

O/U

Bet

O/U

None

None

Baltimore

3

44

Buffalo

Over

Cincinnati

3.5

41.5

Cleveland

Under

Detroit

3

48

Chicago

Under

Kansas City

4

44

NY Giants

Under

Pittsburgh

3

41.5

Minnesota

Over

Tampa Bay

2.5

40.5

Tampa Bay

Over

Indianapolis

8.5

42.5

Jacksonville

Under

Seattle

2

41.5

Houston

Under

Tennessee

3.5

40.5

NY Jets

Over

Denver

11

58

Philadelphia

Under

Dallas

2

46.5

San Diego

Under

Washington

3.5

44.5

Oakland

Over

Atlanta

2.5

49.5

New England

Under

New Orleans

6.5

48

New Orleans

Under

E.W.

Saw Pam Oliver take a football to the head. Judging by how well she took it, those marching bands should be more careful.

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