NFL Week 17

Evil Makes His Final Picks Of The Regular Season

Well the pattern was right. Nothing else was. My computer assures me that had Cleveland’s offense showed up at the game, they would have given Denver what-for. I’m down to 59% on my picks, largely thanks to the sudden change in ability by Washington and Carolina. Who knew they had football players on those teams? Dallas and Atlanta clearly didn’t.

There’s another “good” bet today. And that is Kansas City will cover the 16 point spread as Denver stomps them. Actually the computer says that Kansas City will only lose by 4 points. Not sure I’d actually put money on this either, cause Denver is suddenly near the top of the AFC. Like Washington and Carolina, they have come out of nowhere. Makes me wonder if Tebow was holding them back last year.

I expect Denver will play like Quinn has personally stolen their Superbowl rings and hidden them in his jock strap. And I expect Kansas City will play like Quinn has personally stolen the Denver Superbowl rings and hidden them in his jock strap, and Denver is coming to kill them for it. I expect there will be some scoring by the Denver D.

My take:

Away

Home

Away

Home

Favorite

Line

O/U

Tampa Bay

Atlanta

20

27

Atlanta

7

47

NY Jets

Buffalo

22

23

Buffalo

1

44

Baltimore

Cincinnati

21

20

Baltimore

1

42

Chicago

Detroit

22

22

Chicago

0

43

Houston

Indianapolis

23

21

Houston

2

44

Green Bay

Minnesota

24

21

Green Bay

3

44

Miami

New England

19

25

New England

6

44

Carolina

New Orleans

20

29

New Orleans

8

49

Philadelphia

NY Giants

22

25

NY Giants

3

47

Cleveland

Pittsburgh

15

23

Pittsburgh

8

38

Jacksonville

Tennessee

20

22

Tennessee

2

42

Dallas

Washington

23

23

Dallas

0

45

Kansas City

Denver

20

24

Denver

4

45

Oakland

San Diego

20

25

San Diego

5

45

Arizona

San Francisco

14

25

San Francisco

11

38

St. Louis

Seattle

17

23

Seattle

6

40

Vegas this week:

Favorite

Line

O/U

Bet

O/U

Atlanta

3.5

45.5

Atlanta

Over

Buffalo

3.5

39

NY Jets

Over

Cincinnati

2.5

41

Baltimore

Over

Chicago

3

45

Detroit

Under

Houston

7

47

Indianapolis

Under

Green Bay

3.5

46

Minnesota

Under

New England

10

46.5

Miami

Under

New Orleans

5

54

New Orleans

Under

NY Giants

7

46

Philadelphia

Over

Pittsburgh

10.5

34.5

Cleveland

Over

Tennessee

4

42

Jacksonville

Over

Washington

3

49.5

Dallas

Under

Denver

16

42

Kansas City

Over

San Diego

9.5

39.5

Oakland

Over

San Francisco

16.5

39

Arizona

Under

Seattle

11

42.5

St. Louis

Under

E.W.

I blame the Surge for everything that went wrong last week.

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