NFL Week 11

Evil’s Week 11 Picks

I don’t wanna talk about week 10. That week is dead to me.

If the Texans don’t slow down their eating habits they’re going to need Jenny Craig… er wait, forget that idea, they’d probably actually eat her too. So far they’ve had dolphin (hear it tastes just like chicken), jaguar, bronco, greek god (tastes just like ambrosia which I understand is a lot like a hotdog), jet aircraft, raven, buffalo and the rider and now bear. Hope they liked jaguar because they get a second helping this week.

My take:

Away

Home

Away

Home

Favorite

Line

O/U

Miami

Buffalo

21

20

Miami

1

41

Arizona

Atlanta

17

26

Atlanta

9

44

Tampa Bay

Carolina

23

21

Tampa Bay

1

44

Cleveland

Dallas

20

24

Dallas

4

44

Green Bay

Detroit

23

23

Detroit

0

46

Jacksonville

Houston

18

24

Houston

6

42

Cincinnati

Kansas City

20

20

Kansas City

0

41

Indianapolis

New England

20

28

New England

8

48

NY Jets

St. Louis

21

21

NY Jets

1

42

Philadelphia

Washington

24

21

Philadelphia

3

45

New Orleans

Oakland

26

24

New Orleans

2

51

San Diego

Denver

24

24

Denver

0

48

Baltimore

Pittsburgh

16

21

Pittsburgh

4

37

Chicago

San Francisco

18

21

San Francisco

2

39

Vegas:

Favorite

Line

O/U

Bet

O/U

Buffalo

2.5

46.0

Miami

Under

Atlanta

9.5

44.0

Arizona

Under

Tampa Bay

1.5

48

Carolina

Under

Dallas

7.5

43.5

Cleveland

Over

Green Bay

3.0

52.0

Detroit

Under

Houston

15.0

40.5

Jacksonville

Over

Cincinnati

3.5

43.5

Kansas City

Under

New England

9.0

54.0

Indianapolis

Under

St. Louis

3.5

38.5

NY Jets

Over

Washington

3.5

44.0

Philadelphia

Over

New Orleans

5.0

55.0

Oakland

Under

Denver

7.5

48.5

San Diego

Under

Baltimore

3.5

40.0

Pittsburgh

Under

San Francisco

6.0

37.5

Chicago

Over

There aren’t any good bets this week.

E.W.

I blame the CIA sex scandal for everything that went wrong last week.