Evil’s Analysis for the Divisional Playoffs

Well the Wildcards sucked. At least the games were great. Well, except Cincinnati…

Clearly I was wrong about practicing your team in a blast freezer so they can be prepared for the cold. New advice: Keep your team warm and cozy right up till game time, if they get cold before the game, they will probably lose.

All I got for the Wildcards was a true failure. It was handed to me by my second most favorite team of all time, Green Bay. Maybe they were trying to save me from the agony of deciding whether to root for the Panthers or them. I need a new cheese head hat, more of a full helmet affair, with eye holes so I can become the unknown cheese head.

Sadly, this also means the computer says if San Fran shows up for the game this time, they will just barely beat Carolina. On the plus side, my computer was only 25% right last week.

Superbowl hasn’t changed, Seattle will still eek a win by Denver.

My take:

Vegas this week:

E.W.

I just saw Hammond from Top Gear call an official at Isle of Man and get him to shut down the highway for their race. I smell a photo opportunity for Christie in Jersey…