NFL Week 5

Panthers2014 Season: Week 5

Week 4 as usual was played fully in the Twilight Zone. Despite that I did manage to nail one game, but I think it might be due to the fact that San Fran started in the Twilight Zone.

Then there were the true failures. It would appear that Green Bay stole all of Chicago’s Wheaties and ate them all, maybe with a side of spinach. Then the Jets failed me. And of course, Tampa Bay pointed out that the Steelers really aren’t all that and a bag of chips, did you see that Carolina? And then there was New England. What changed on that team this year? Did they forget how to play football in the off season?

There are, of course, no good bets this week.

My take:

Away

Home

Away

Home

Favorite

Line

O/U

Minnesota

Green Bay

21

27

Green Bay

5

48

Chicago

Carolina

21

24

Carolina

3

45

Cleveland

Tennessee

21

23

Tennessee

3

44

St. Louis

Philadelphia

20

23

Philadelphia

3

43

Atlanta

NY Giants

21

25

NY Giants

4

46

Tampa Bay

New Orleans

19

32

New Orleans

13

51

Houston

Dallas

22

25

Dallas

3

48

Buffalo

Detroit

20

28

Detroit

8

47

Baltimore

Indianapolis

20

24

Indianapolis

3

44

Pittsburgh

Jacksonville

23

19

Pittsburgh

5

42

Arizona

Denver

18

26

Denver

8

45

Kansas City

San Francisco

18

23

San Francisco

5

42

NY Jets

San Diego

18

24

San Diego

7

42

Cincinnati

New England

20

26

New England

6

46

Seattle

Washington

25

20

Seattle

5

45

Vegas this week:

Favorite

Line

O/U

Bet

O/U

Green Bay

9.5

46.5

Minnesota

Over

Carolina

2.5

45.5

Carolina

Under

Tennessee

1.5

44.5

Tennessee

Under

Philadelphia

7

48

St. Louis

Under

NY Giants

4

50.5

NY Giants

Under

New Orleans

10

48.5

New Orleans

Over

Dallas

6

46.5

Houston

Over

Detroit

7

44

Detroit

Over

Indianapolis

3.5

48.5

Baltimore

Under

Pittsburgh

6.5

47

Jacksonville

Under

Denver

7.5

48

Denver

Under

San Francisco

6

44.5

Kansas City

Under

San Diego

6.5

43.5

San Diego

Under

Cincinnati

1

46

New England

Under

Seattle

7

45.5

Washington

Under

E.W.

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